Xurk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All Your Base : CC]

Don't mind the scores I gave you...

I didn't even watch it, for a few reasons:
- It says thanks to a lot of Clocks, I hate C(l)ocks!
- All Yor Base Are Belong To Us has already been done, and it's very cool, probably cooler than this.
- I hate Cocks, oops, I forgot the L!

-Xurk-
www.xurk.com

[a goldiclock orange]

Please, stop peeling me!

HAHAHA lol! I laughed my head off! "I am losing my life fluids!"
This is very original. Killing OrangeClock by making orange juice out of him! Props! Respect! And all the rest!
But I hope you meant the ending as a joke towards the Cocks (oops, I forgot the L) (Vote 5...) Or else, you are just as bad as the C(l)ocks.
-Xurk-
www.xurk.co m

PS Has anyone noticed that other's people work ABOUT the C(l)ocks the past few days are ten times better than all the original Clock movies pu together?

[Squigo 1]

Hmmmm......

Squigo huh? Pretty original. I'm giving you a 4
Oh, btw, great Flash!

[The Sad Skater (updated)]

That was awesome!

I was touched... It's the first skateboarding movie that was sad. But the skating part didn't really seem to fit in though. So what! It was well animated, except for the veerry beginning when the girl moves towards the skater, because you used a motion tween there. Overall, a good movie.
-Xurk-
www.xurk.com

[Mario teaches Imperialism]

This was really top class!

Expect this to top the daily 5 tomrrow, and possibly a spot in the Top 10 All Time (for a while)! It was a large file, but went on for like almost 10 minutes! At first it was boring, but after mario came in, it was funny, and educational for the rest of the movie! What grade did you get for this? An A+ or something?!
-Xurk-
www.xurk. com

[dbz-complete]

I was gonna give you a 10....

But just before the end, the music stopped, which made the rest seem kinda corny, what without background music all of the sudden.
But honestly, this movie was great! The Rayman, cutey kind of look was refreshing, and very well drawn, and animated. Keep up this tremendous work!
-Xurk-
www.xurk.com

[Xiao Xiao No. 5]

Another great XiaoXiao

First I voted only a 4 on it, because I thought it was another lame-ass copy of someone using the XiaoXiao name to get high scores....
Then I downloaded and wathed it, and yet again I was mesmerized by the skills of Zhu from sohu.com
Now I've voted a five on it, to compensate the 4 I voted earlier, but my question is: HOW COULD THIS NOT BE THE DAILY FEATURE!? And I have one more request: PIE HEAD, TRANSFER THIS TO ZHU'S ACCOUNT NOW!!! He made it, so he deserves the credit.

Zhu responds:

Look, the only reason I submited this was so people who didn't know about his site and this new movie could see it. The account for zhu on this site isn't really his: any fool can see that. Anyway, it doesn't matter what happens now, at least you all no about it.

[FROSTY, the lost footage]

Swenson rocks!

I'm a big fan of you, Swenson! I like all the movies you have on Newgrounds: Voyeur Vac, Bloody Mis-Stakes, Taliban Women Revolt, Rollercoaster In A Can, Whipped Cream Surprise, Down! Boner! Down!, Elderly Gone Wild, and now this one!

[The Perfect Tree]

I haven't even watched it yet!

But I voted 5 and gave a high review because Rob DenBleyker's movies kick ass!

[E! Bin Laden]

So original...

This is the best I've seen in a while, its better than Diplomacy, so why isn't it at number 1? Who would've come up with the idea that bin Laden did it all because of his small a-penis? So original...